#actually the funniest man alive

[princeofhags]

Living vicariously through Minthara’s datamined lines bc what even is this? Modern version of this meme.

[demigods-posts]

okay but percy calling the minotaur 'ground beef' is so diabolical. because imagine being the well-known. undefeatable. half-bull half-man. seven foot tall monster. prancing around in your fanciest fruit of the loom tighty whities. and this twelve year old. with no objective experience in swordfighting. whose mom you just violently squished to death. calls you a feast for carnivores. the important part of a taco. the beef of the wellington. i would have gave up.

[sunsetcurveauto]

imagine if they had the river go under the arch anyway. the mississippi just does that sometimes

[ohgeesoap]

[schumigrace]

three of my favourite comedians together

[aquarines]

louis: i almost ate my nephew lestat

lestat: but i got tickets thoooooo

[ratatatastic]

on the robe saga, fors told viaplay "it was our captain's idea actually" so he was team sasha btw. which could mean nothing

(they also said "smells fresh, so you've not sauna'd in this one?" and he laughed and said he didn't he saved this one for that day)

its so personally funny to me that literally everyone is team sasha (ie. maffhew, roddy) except sasha himself its "today? barky" "barky hes the best" "matthew tkachuk and you guys know why..." "id wanna be barky in tappara!" "its gotta be barky" "probably go cap!" "id say barky!" all over again like sasha youre bias is showing here please 😭😭😭

oh! now that you bring up forsy saying he saved the robes for gameday! (can we also talk about how cute his smile is as he says it because he looks so proud of himself that he listened to his captain when he told him to save the virginity of his bathrobes for the game)

it does makes sense why forsy was missing from the pic lundy posted on his stories (not that particularly means much considering ekky aj driedges spence adam jesper swaggy gadjo and kuli are missing) but in the sense that all the boys in the pic have their robes on or have them bundled in their laps sans lundy who takes tourguide duties very seriously! but even then forsy couldn't help but join in because he has them on as an extra layer during lunchtime so the cold mustve gotten to him somehow but to know even then he didn't go into the sauna with it... mmm... your restraint is admirable...

so really knowing all this the timeline gets so funny because this idea has been bouncing around probably since bzito gave them the robes in helsinki (whether that was when they landed oct 29 or the day after oct 30 when lundy played tourguide for them) and maffhew mustve quipped "man it would be so funny if we walked in with em huh?" to sasha and promptly forgot about it because he yaps unconsciously and anything out of his mouth comes out in a fugue state and also in a very "i say shit and i dont really expect to be taken seriously" kind of way, sasha made a personal note of it in the maffhew index he keeps in his head, told the team in a very sasha esque way aka "don't dirty robes too much we're gonna wear them for the game :]" and no one took him particularly seriously because its sasha he always jokes like this haha hes not really gonna- (reminds them day of probably via text) and go oh well i guess its a prank but i'll still wear them because it's sasha (shrugs) i don't mind being the butt of the joke if it's for sasha to which they're delightfully surprised when everyone shows up in robes and it slowly starts to dawn on them none of it was a joke at all

sans forsy who takes everything his captain says very seriously and diligently follows his every word and saved the sanctity of the robes for gameday merely because sasha told him to... which could mean nothing... of course...

dear god help us all...

[spacediscos]

lou: oh people think eddie diaz is gay because of an appearance on family feud? let me double down on that real quick

[moomin279]

meryl is going to love the SNL this week with the sad songs and funny men

[cdmodule]

What pride flag is that

[gxlden-angels]

On today's episode of Holy Shit My Childhood Was Not Normal:

Kurtis Conner being thrown off by the girls'/boys' bibles with the random "Dream Girl" and "Grossology" passages and shit like that in them

[livetogether--diealone]

an ad in 4 parts

[naivety]

and through it all i cannot hate theo for any of this.... theo raeken was gaslight gatekeep girlbossing it up before it was cool. in 2015

[fredoesque]

have been thinking abt tuco & lying. bc i think he's not a very good liar in the sense of saying something untrue and making you believe it, but he's incredible at obfuscating

like you talk to him for ten minutes and sure you know he hasn't said anything true but you haven't learned a damn thing about him either. & that second part you may not even realize. & of course if he did say something genuine. that might just be the hardest thing to notice

[aq2003]

yeah 42 is a top tier doctor who episode and is like the ten and martha foundational text to me yeah i can't actually watch it because i start feeling ill around the 35 minute mark and i have to look away from the screen and turn the sound alllllll the way down. i exist and i'm so brave about it

[94erz]

HE'S SO FUCKING SILLY I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS CLOWN TO BE HOOOOOOME